Dad called and told me to go check the sunset
#free_69min: ghibli! i worked really hard on these puns okay
Is there anything a natural 20 can’t do?
This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.
"You attempt to pickpocket the man, but accidentally pull down his pants instead."
"You reach out to push the orc off the bridge, but instead lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable."
"You try to stab the guard, but you stab your crotch instead. Roll fortitude."
"You say your name is Bob and not Jim. Your lie is misinterpreted and they now believe you are a serial killer."
"You swing your axe, but it slips from your fingers and sails across the room."
"In an attempt to dodge the incoming arrows, you jump into the swarm.”
"You bull rush the enemy but miss and jump off of the cliff."
"You try to land on your feet but you land on your sword instead."
"While providing first aid, your hand slips and you stab him in the heart. He dies instantly."
I CANT BREATHE
So the trailer for the new SpongeBob movie and the Season 2 premier of Gravity Falls have been circulating my dash… and then I realized something- well- some things. And I drew those somethings.
I am sure plenty of other people have come to the conclusion of as well. But here’s some absurdity anyway!
Was gonna draw more of these, but I lost steam- so perhaps later!
Happy Birthday Miku!
EDIT: Oh wow 1000+ notes!? First time hitting triple digits and straight to quadruple digits!!? You’re killing me, guys. ;w; Thank you all so much! It’s really made me feel like I can keep working at my craft and keep improving, even after I decided to just keep it as a hobby.
The last candle.
"Elmo is with his good friend, Lupita. They are talking about all the great things about their skin. For example, Elmo’s skin just happens to be very ticklish. Lupita’s skin happens to be a beautiful brown color. Skin can come in all different shades and colors. Isn’t skin just the best? However, ticklish or smooth or black or brown or white or tan, be sure to love the skin you are in."
I love this. I LOVE THIS. I love this. Children need to see this. Adults need to see this.
*breaks down your front door* i just shaved my legs feel them
I blinked one day and when I opened my eyes, it was normal to have an American army battling Americans on American streets. No one even calls it a war. But it is.
Don’t forget this crazy shit actually happened.
Don’t forget this shit is STILL happening